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I'm not sure if any one is still here, but in case you are;
Greetings, mates~♥
I come with art, and a ficlet.
And a couple of fics :3

Heaven
Word count: I didn't ever check, tbh.
Rated: Uh, R?
Warnings: Mentions of sex, OOC?
Summary Description: A pic, and a ficlet :3
Crosses, Tears, and Mutineers part 1/1
Word count:1,717
Rated: T
Warnings: Implied Hector/Jack, implied Bootstrap/Jack
Summary:Hector plans the mutiny, Jack realizes this but does nothing to prevent it, as it is inevitable
There's no more beauty in this world... part 1/?
Word count: 4,245
Rated: R
Warnings:Drinking, sexual abuse, child molestation/rape?
Extra warning: Jack's underage in this.
Summary:There are times in our lives, that are few and far between, but they are either our favorite times, or our most dreaded
I still love you, Judas part 1/?
Word count: 1,181
Rated: T
Warnings: Jack crying, OOC, implied past slash
Summary: Captain Jack Sparrow doesn't feel. He's quite learned his lesson, thankee.


I cross posted this to another Sparbossa comm, so sorry if you had to see this twice D:

New fic: Last Nut Out of the Locker

Wrapping up the tale of captainly adventures through the final scenes of AWE, and some scenes we never got to see. Last in a series, but you can jump in here if you still remember the films.

Rating: part 1 R; part 2 NC-17
Pairing: mostly Jack/Barbossa
Disclaimer: plundered with weaselly intent
Betas: penknife and viva_gloria

Part 1
Part 2

New fic: Last Men Standing


In which I persist in trying to make sense of AWE. Only one mystery remains unsolved: why I bother.

Pairing: Jack/Barbossa
Rating: PG-13 trying to get to NC-17
Disclaimer: not mine
Betas: penknife, viva_gloria
Warnings: shouting, confusion, plot-maelstroms

Set before and during the big battle at the end of AWE. Can be read on it's own or as ninth in the Nuts Out of the Locker series.

Like which plot complications Hell hath no...

I have a proposition!!



Hi, hi, hi :3


My name is Chel. :3 Alooooha.

Do tell me if the following is against the rules.


I WONDER, if anyone would be interested in maybe a fic exchange of Sparbossa-y goodness? I'd be happy to organize, write up a sheet to fill out and scramble the writers. :3 Etc, etc, etc.

You know you like being scrambled.

How about it???

Anyone? Anyone? Eh?:3

A Cessation of Hostilities

This fic is rated: G
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Characters: Hector Barbossa, Jack Sparrow (maybe a teensy bit of Jack/Hector, if you squint)
Summary: after the battle, Barbossa just wants to sleep. Jack has other plans.
Spoilers: for At World's End
Word Count: 360
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic, barbossa_fic, whore4hector, firstothefinish
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!

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This fic is rated: G (as long as you don't contemplate why they're sharing a cabin)
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/Hector Barbossa
Summary: crack
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Spoilers: for AWE?
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic, potc_100, firstothefinish, barbossa_fic, whore4hector
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!

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Strange new fic link

I admit this one is weird. It was sparked by a fic exchange request for Jack/Norrington/Barbossa. It was too dark and just plain strange to be my exchange fic (and I wasn't sure how slashy those slashes were), but I ended up writing it afterwards.

It's very slashy, very post-AWE, very NC-17, features a brand new OT3, and a deranged theme-park version of 19th-century French Culture. With apologies to several famous artists. And a monkey.

I've been told some people love it. I'm sure others will hate it. I quite understand if you choose not to read. But if you do, I love feedback--any feedback. And if anyone wanted to illustrate it, I'd be over the moon.

Warning: NC-17 slashy art-historical weirdness
Disclaimer: Plundered from the Mouse and the Musee d'Orsay

If you want to give it a try, Part I is here, and includes links to Parts 2 and 3.

Flesh and Bone (Jack/Barbossa, PG-13)

This fic is rated: PG-13
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Pairing: Jack Sparrow/Hector Barbossa
Summary: AU: Jack wasn't marooned the second time; he tries to escape
For slashthedrabble's prompt 122: Flesh and/or Bone
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Author's Note:
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic, slashthedrabble, potc100, firstothefinish
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!

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The Hat

This fic is rated: G
Fandom: Pirates of the Carribean
Characters/Pairing: Jack/OFC implied, offscreen Barbossa
Summary: Jack really should know better by now
Word Count: 100
Feedback: yes, please! Concrit welcomed.
Distribution: archiving, linking or remixing ok, just credit me and drop me a line!
Cross-Posted were_lemur, pirategasm, potc_fic, potc100, firstothefinish
My FanFic Masterlist
Disclaimer: PotC belongs to Disney. Characters will be played with nicely and returned to them in good condition when I'm done. No infringement is intended, please don't sue me!

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